gabosaurus
12-31-2007, 04:03 PM
My best friend Beth's husband sent this to me. I thought it to be a humorous skewer of politicians from both parties.
House and Senate members from both parties have agreed to put away their difference for one night of New Year's Eve frivolity. The menu will feature pork and wine made from sour grapes. At midnight, there will be a toast of $50,000 bottles of champagne, to celebrate our lawmakers' normal fiscal frugality.
Those who over celebrate will be driven home by Teddy Kennedy.
House and Senate members from both parties have agreed to put away their difference for one night of New Year's Eve frivolity. The menu will feature pork and wine made from sour grapes. At midnight, there will be a toast of $50,000 bottles of champagne, to celebrate our lawmakers' normal fiscal frugality.
Those who over celebrate will be driven home by Teddy Kennedy.