Nascar

[manu1959]

boris is in!

tony wins a duel....michael the cheater races his way in.....

big penalties for cheatin....gonna be a big year.....

[Mr. P]

boris is in!

tony wins a duel....michael the cheater races his way in.....

big penalties for cheatin....gonna be a big year.....

Redneck! :poke:

[Abbey Marie]

Redneck! :poke:

Redneck noticer! :poke: ;)

[manu1959]

Redneck! :poke:

yea and you never rub one out:poke:

[Mr. P]

yea and you never rub one out:poke:

Everytime she lets me. :cheers2:

[darin]

http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-boringnascar-gallery-6.jpg

:D

[manu1959]

http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-boringnascar-gallery-6.jpg

:D

yes ... i am sure you ... mr rice burner prefers the F1 series where technology wins races

[Mr. P]

http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-boringnascar-gallery-6.jpg

:D

Sure is. Now the roots of NASCAR, running moonshine, are interesting, for a minute or two anyway.

[Mr. P]

yes ... i am sure you ... mr rice burner prefers the F1 series where technology wins races

F1 RULES, MAN!

[manu1959]

Sure is. Now the roots of NASCAR, running moonshine, are interesting, for a minute or two anyway.

so if they added cops and booze you would be into it?

[Mr. P]

so if they added cops and booze you would be into it?

No..

[manu1959]

F1 RULES, MAN!

the problem with f1 is an average driver with great equpiment can beat a brilliant driver with average equipment....

[manu1959]

No..

naked female pit crews?

[Mr. P]

the problem with f1 is an average driver with great equpiment can beat a brilliant driver with average equipment....

Ummmmmmmmm I don't know but hey, Tis what makes a race...

[Mr. P]

naked female pit crews?

Nope. They don't show em enough to watch.

[manu1959]

Nope. They don't show em enough to watch.

direct tv pit cam.....

[Mr. P]

direct tv pit cam.....

Nahhh..can't touch it why see it?

[manu1959]

Nahhh..can't touch it why see it?

f1 pit babes ?

[Mr. P]

f1 pit babes ?

Nahhh..reminds me of being in the field for two weeks at a time in the Army.
Many guys would bring Playboys along, just to read the articles I'm sure.

[manu1959]

Nahhh..reminds me of being in the field for two weeks at a time in the Army.
Many guys would bring Playboys along, just to read the articles I'm sure.

what about juan pablo smokin the rednecks....

[Mr. P]

what about juan pablo smokin the rednecks....

Don't know a thing about juan pablo. Sorry.

[manu1959]

Don't know a thing about juan pablo. Sorry.

montoya? the F1 driver that jumped from McLaren-Mercedes to nascar?.....i no longer believe you about being an f1 snob

[Mr. P]

montoya? the F1 driver that jumped from McLaren-Mercedes to nascar?.....i no longer believe you about being an f1 snob

I'm not an F1 snob..I just prefer it over anything else. I seldom even see a race.

[manu1959]

I'm not an F1 snob..I just prefer it over anything else. I seldom even see a race.

you prefer one racing series over another yet seldom watch it?

[Mr. P]

you prefer one racing series over another yet seldom watch it?

True..It's seldom on channels I can get and I don't watch that much TV either.If I happen to see F1 I'll watch.

Past time for bed on the right coast...later.

[darin]

yes ... i am sure you ... mr rice burner prefers the F1 series where technology wins races

Rice Burner?? Lmao :)

I prefer races where the strategy boils down to MORE than "Go fast, and turn left."

:D

[manu1959]

Rice Burner?? Lmao :)

I prefer races where the strategy boils down to MORE than "Go fast, and turn left."

:D

so you prefer the ones where they turn up the traction control and crank up the down force so you can turn right and left no matter how fast you are going.....might as well watch slot car racing

[darin]

so you prefer the ones where they turn up the traction control and crank up the down force so you can turn right and left no matter how fast you are going.....might as well watch slot car racing


I like racing with strategy and excitement. NASCAR reminds me of Interstate 405 between Renton and Bellevue, WA during rush hour. A HERD of cars flying down the road...except on 405 there's the occasional off ramp or car pool lane to make things interesting. A big ass circle which guys drive for HOURS is NOT entertainment.

Would THIS pic be COOLER if it were on a big oval track?

http://www.imagehostingsite.com/images/m05iqnxtqvqxzyzymmna.jpg

[trobinett]

NASCAR has changed from the late 60's, when I started watching. Use to be about equipment, strategy, and the driver. Now, its really more about the driver, but MONEY is playing a bigger part than it ever has.

Oh, and I should mention, its about the SHOW. Never should ANYONE think its not about the show.

I don't watch as much NASCAR as I use too, even though there is more on than ever. I DO stay abreast of the drivers standings, and some other "insider" stuff.

JPM will me a large factor in NASCAR this year, and I don't mean JUST racing.

He is a talent, and has access to the best equipment, so he should do well on the track. But, more than that, I think some F1 folks will sneak a peak, and with F1 becoming sooooooooooooooooooo boring, they may become regulars.

If you want to know how NOT to run a series, just watch the wingnuts that have being doing a stellar job of running it into the ground.

I still watch F1, and most any other racing that's around, but I have to hand it too the "good old boy's" from NASCAR, they DO know how to do it.

I watched the duel qualifiers, and will be front and center on Sunday for the Daytona 500.

Gentlemen, START YOUR ENGINES.......:cheers2:

[Yurt]

I like racing with strategy and excitement. NASCAR reminds me of Interstate 405 between Renton and Bellevue, WA during rush hour. A HERD of cars flying down the road...except on 405 there's the occasional off ramp or car pool lane to make things interesting. A big ass circle which guys drive for HOURS is NOT entertainment.

Would THIS pic be COOLER if it were on a big oval track?

http://www.imagehostingsite.com/images/m05iqnxtqvqxzyzymmna.jpg

No way, that pic is awesome. My guess is that it is in the NW and what awesome track.

DMP wins...:p

[KitchenKitten99]

I like to watch only for the accidents and pile-ups. You don't get that kind of excitement with F1 (or any other racing circuit). I mean, where else can you watch a 15 car pile-up, and not be in the sonofabitch?

Then the redneck jokes. Ok, fine, comes with the territory, because of NASCAR's roots and audience base. However, the pit crews and mechanics in this sport, know more about physics, engineering & aerodynamics than most NASA employees. Not just dumb redneck greasemonkeys tinkering with 750+hp engine.

[Mr. P]

I like to watch only for the accidents and pile-ups. You don't get that kind of excitement with F1 (or any other racing circuit). I mean, where else can you watch a 15 car pile-up, and not be in the sonofabitch?

Then the redneck jokes. Ok, fine, comes with the territory, because of NASCAR's roots and audience base. However, the pit crews and mechanics in this sport, know more about physics, engineering & aerodynamics than most NASA employees. Not just dumb redneck greasemonkeys tinkering with 750+hp engine.

Yeah they are, and yer sick. :poke:

[trobinett]

Yeah they are, and yer sick. :poke:

Oh come on Mr. P, lighten up.

Nothin wrong with a good "stock car race", kinda got my tongue in cheek on that one.:smoke:

I find it refreshing to watch something that pretends to be nothing more than it is, don't you?;)

[manu1959]

the daytona 500...................

toyota and the F1 boy are up

[Dilloduck]

the daytona 500...................

toyota and the F1 boy are up

just heard the Camry is the only car in the race that's made in America-----

[manu1959]

just heard the Camry is the only car in the race that's made in America-----

every car in the race is custom made in south carolina

[Dilloduck]

every car in the race is custom made in south carolina

you mean they lied to me !!!!!!!!!! those bastards !!:flameth:

[manu1959]

just heard the Camry is the only car in the race that's made in America-----

if you mean that factory camrys have more american parts in them than ford, chevy, dodge etc....that is true....i believe the UAW made it a condition when they opened their factories

[Dilloduck]

if you mean that factory camrys have more american parts in them than ford, chevy, dodge etc....that is true....i believe the UAW made it a condition when they opened their factories

oh well----its all boogity boogity boogity !!!

[manu1959]

oh well----its all boogity boogity boogity !!!

the rookie....has done 9 laps in the lead

[manu1959]

jrs mad max bud commercial is pretty funny

[SassyLady]

no bud IN the car!

[SassyLady]

Love NASCAR -- my ex and I had a sprint car for a few years. We also built a sand drag track and played with those cars for a few years. Also had a flat bottom Hondo we raced at Lake Ming.

Love going fast...............and the tingle between the ears when they go past.

Rooted for Biffle last year - but our new driver is Casey Mears this year.

[manu1959]

tony is going to crash that busch kid....

[SassyLady]

Which one - Kurt or Kyle?

It'll be interesting to see if anyone without their normal crew chief can win with their replacement.

[SassyLady]

Tony backed off because he started running too hot..too much tape on front.

[manu1959]

Tony backed off because he started running too hot..too much tape on front.

got the little prick

[SassyLady]

Is Stewart's car having problems?

Hey - loved the pit spins!

[manu1959]

robby gordon crashed on pit row....LOL

[manu1959]

Is Stewart's car having problems?

Hey - loved the pit spins!

yep, low oil pressure

[Abbey Marie]

Jimmy Johnson is hot.

[SassyLady]

Yeah! So is Jeff Gordon.

Still rooting for Casey Mears - he's from my hometown!!! My step-son is related by marriage!

[Abbey Marie]

Yeah! So is Jeff Gordon.

Still rooting for Casey Mears - he's from my hometown!!! My step-son is related by marriage!

I'd love to be in the pit area (if that's the term!) for the start of the engines. I understand the sound is amazing.

[manu1959]

you two are like this ladies on the casey kahne ads

[SassyLady]

Yeah - probably so.

I have Mario and Michael Andretti, Rick Mears and Danny Sullivan's autographs.

My ex and I were VIP at one of the Long Beach Indy races and we were in the pits.

My husband was on the helicopter that brough Greg Biffle and his crew into Infinion for last years NASCAR race and he was in the Biffle pit all day and then flew with them back to the airport.

Plus - I think I mentioned that we (ex) used to race a sprint car...... we know all the Outlaws and all the CA drivers from the 1980's to mid 1990's.

[Abbey Marie]

you two are like this ladies on the casey kahne ads

Oh, KP is way out of my league. I just notice the cute guys.

[Dilloduck]

you two are like this ladies on the casey kahne ads

I noticed that----they're almost as bad as-----MEN !!:laugh2:

[SassyLady]

I noticed that----they're almost as bad as-----MEN !!:laugh2:

Almost..........!!! :laugh:

[SassyLady]

Oh, KP is way out of my league. I just notice the cute guys.

well, as much as I've spent with Home Depot over the last few years (building our house) I feel as if I have a vested interest!!!

Don't mind when he wins, but I don't cheer him on. As I said, I've got to go for Casey Mears - the new National Guard driver as well as related!

[SassyLady]

Ooops! Tony and Kurt are out - big wreck.

[Mr. P]

OH LOOK they go round and round and bump each other, woo that takes SKILL!:laugh2:

[SassyLady]

OH LOOK they go round and round and bump each other, woo that takes SKILL!:laugh2:


Well, at least they are racing two, three and four abreast....how often does that happen in Forumula racing? Yeah..........they may do right turns every now and then, but not much REAL racing.

[SassyLady]

Five laps to go and Mark Martin and the Army car is leading.


Ooops - big wreck. Gonna be a sprint to the finish.

[SassyLady]

Goodness -- what a finish!!!! two - one hundredths of a second

[SassyLady]

Well, Harvick is also from Bakersfield.....so I guess he is acceptable.

[Dilloduck]

Well, Harvick is also from Bakersfield.....so I guess he is acceptable.

Sweet---over the finish line upside down and on fire !!!!! :clap: :clap:

[manu1959]

Sweet---over the finish line upside down and on fire !!!!! :clap: :clap:

what a wild race.......

[manu1959]

OH LOOK they go round and round and bump each other, woo that takes SKILL!:laugh2:

and what goes on in your bedroom is relevant how????????

[trobinett]

Mark Martin DOESN'T win the Daytona 500 AGAIN.

Was exciting to watch, but second IS just the first loser.

Congrats to Harvick, and the 29 RCR crew.:clap:

[Mr. P]

Well, at least they are racing two, three and four abreast....how often does that happen in Forumula racing? Yeah..........they may do right turns every now and then, but not much REAL racing.

Tis the only 'real' racing. :poke:

[KitchenKitten99]

OH LOOK they go round and round and bump each other, woo that takes SKILL!:laugh2:

at speeds of 180+mph... let's see you handle a car that has 750+hp, no mirrors, or the ability to turn your head to see who is next to you on either side or behind you, and you are wearing a flame retardant suit, and the temp inside the car is 130+ degrees F., and you're coming within inches of the other cars and/or the concrete walls. Oh yeah, do that for 2-4 hours straight with no pee breaks.

[KitchenKitten99]

no bud IN the car!

sure about that? the way he drove last year... :laugh2:

[KitchenKitten99]

yep, low oil pressure

sure it was low oil pressure? Given it was Stewart's car, it was probably high oil pressure... so much it was ready to check another car into the wall... :rolleyes:

[manu1959]

sure it was low oil pressure? Given it was Stewart's car, it was probably high oil pressure... so much it was ready to check another car into the wall... :rolleyes:

busch put him into the wall

[Mr. P]

at speeds of 180+mph... let's see you handle a car that has 750+hp, no mirrors, or the ability to turn your head to see who is next to you on either side or behind you, and you are wearing a flame retardant suit, and the temp inside the car is 130+ degrees F., and you're coming within inches of the other cars and/or the concrete walls. Oh yeah, do that for 2-4 hours straight with no pee breaks.

:laugh2: I wonder if those guys can handle an aircraft at 450 knots in all types of whether, day night? Just wondering. I feel so sub-human now. :poke:

LOL..Just saw the pee break part..Try a flight from east coast to west without a pee break..5 1/2- 6 hours..sitting.

[KitchenKitten99]

:laugh2: I wonder if those guys can handle an aircraft at 450 knots in all types of whether, day night? Just wondering. I feel so sub-human now. :poke:

LOL..Just saw the pee break part..Try a flight from east coast to west without a pee break..5 1/2- 6 hours..sitting.

what does an aircraft and flying a plane have to do with nascar?? :confused:

[Mr. P]

what does an aircraft and flying a plane have to do with nascar?? :confused:

Ok, I won't pick on zoom-zoom anymore. I mean gee, no mirrors 180 mpg wow!

I'm duly impressed, what hunks, what men! My new heros. :laugh2:

[KitchenKitten99]

Ok, I won't pick on zoom-zoom anymore. I mean gee, no mirrors 180 mpg wow!

I'm duly impressed, what hunks, what men! My new heros. :laugh2:

don't wanna answer my question, huh? and then from your last statement, I think you've finally answered the unwritten question... :gay:
:laugh2:

[Mr. P]

don't wanna answer my question, huh? and then from your last statement, I think you've finally answered the unwritten question... :gay:
:laugh2:

NASCAR is stupid redneck stuff. There.:laugh2:

[manu1959]

NASCAR is stupid redneck stuff. There.:laugh2:

me doust think you protest too much.

[Mr. P]

me doust think you protest too much.

You know you prefer F1 over round an round noise.

[manu1959]

You know you prefer F1 over round an round noise.

i watch f1 for what it is.....i watch nascar for what it is.....i watch rally for what it is.....just watched a few races from silverstone, bunch of door bangers, too many right turns it looked like.....

[Mr. P]

i watch f1 for what it is.....i watch nascar for what it is.....i watch rally for what it is.....just watched a few races from silverstone, bunch of door bangers, too many right turns it looked like.....

Well yer just a redneck wanna-be. Fuzzy watches to see the crashes (she said so). She's a true blue redneck and must have pissed her pants at the finish yesterday. :laugh2:

Hey, too many right turns ain't the same as 'all' left turns. :laugh:

[manu1959]

Well yer just a redneck wanna-be. Fuzzy watches to see the crashes (she said so). She's a true blue redneck and must have pissed her pants at the finish yesterday. :laugh2:

Hey, too many right turns ain't the same as 'all' left turns. :laugh:

silverstones track is clockwise and pretty right handed....seems like the left hand turns are there just to mess em up....

maternal family home was a plantation in tennesse...my neck is pretty red....

[Mr. P]

silverstones track is clockwise and pretty right handed....seems like the left hand turns are there just to mess em up....

maternal family home was a plantation in tennesse...my neck is pretty red....

Left right takes skill..and yer not even close to red you left coast wanna be.:laugh:

[manu1959]

Left right takes skill..and yer not even close to red you left coast wanna be.:laugh:

left right takes downforce not skill....yes i have evolved...i use sunscreen

[KitchenKitten99]

NASCAR is stupid redneck stuff. There.:laugh2:

i thought only elitist liberals still used the 'redneck' term? Isn't the new PC word 'Appalachian-Americans"? :D

and you still are avoiding my question by throwing out insults (hardly even) and (half-hearted) name-calling... listening to NPR lately or something?

[KitchenKitten99]

Read slow, Fuzzy. N A S C A R is S T U P I D R E D N E C K stuff. :laugh:

again with the baseless insults. you keep saying it's stupid, and redneck stuff, but apparently not anymore because now the riceburners have entered the field. When's the last time you saw a redneck ricerocket?

[Mr. P]

again with the baseless insults. you keep saying it's stupid, and redneck stuff, but apparently not anymore because now the riceburners have entered the field. When's the last time you saw a redneck ricerocket?

I will NOT talk about sex on a public board, you low class redneck!

[manu1959]

again with the baseless insults. you keep saying it's stupid, and redneck stuff, but apparently not anymore because now the riceburners have entered the field. When's the last time you saw a redneck ricerocket?


red neck rice rocket

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html

[KitchenKitten99]

I will NOT talk about sex on a public board, you low class redneck!

that's Minnesota Redneck to you buddy! That's right!
"I'm an ice-fishin’, hot-dishin’, deer-killin’, beer swillin’ Bona Fide Minnesota Redneck...From my “Arctic Cat” to the “North Stars” hat, I wear on my head yet… " :finger3:

[manu1959]

that's Minnesota Redneck to you buddy! That's right!
"I'm an ice-fishin’, hot-dishin’, deer-killin’, beer swillin’ Bona Fide Minnesota Redneck...From my “Arctic Cat” to the “North Stars” hat, I wear on my head yet… " :finger3:

the northstars.....were they ever good?

[KitchenKitten99]

red neck rice rocket

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html

too bad it isn't true: http://www.snopes.com/autos/dream/jato.asp

[manu1959]

too bad it isn't true: http://www.snopes.com/autos/dream/jato.asp

next you will tell my there is no santy claws.....

[trobinett]

This has turned into a silly thread.

You guy's have done nothing but make fun, and belittle men, and women, that put their lives on the line for YOUR entertainment.

Make your "cute" little remarks, degrade what you see, but there are those, that find this entertaining, and respect what these "racers" do.

I would put NASCAR, and what they bring to the table up againts ANY other sport on the American horizen today.

Glad you all got a good laugh.

Why don't you go back to watching "reality TV", now thats some real life shit!

Pathetic............:finger3:

[manu1959]

This has turned into a silly thread.

You guy's have done nothing but make fun, and belittle men, and women, that put their lives on the line for YOUR entertainment.

Make your "cute" little remarks, degrade what you see, but there are those, that find this entertaining, and respect what these "racers" do.

I would put NASCAR, and what they bring to the table up againts ANY other sport on the American horizen today.

Glad you all got a good laugh.

Why don't you go back to watching "reality TV", now thats some real life shit!

Pathetic............:finger3:

yikes dude.....bad day?

[Mr. P]

This has turned into a silly thread.

You guy's have done nothing but make fun, and belittle men, and women, that put their lives on the line for YOUR entertainment.

Make your "cute" little remarks, degrade what you see, but there are those, that find this entertaining, and respect what these "racers" do.

I would put NASCAR, and what they bring to the table up againts ANY other sport on the American horizen today.

Glad you all got a good laugh.

Why don't you go back to watching "reality TV", now thats some real life shit!

Pathetic............:finger3:

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: You an Fuzzy should get a room.:poke:

[trobinett]

yikes dude.....bad day?

Yea, next question..........:420:

[trobinett]

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: You an Fuzzy should get a room.:poke:

Hey, Fuzzy has her shit together, wouldn't mine splitting a couple of beers with her, and her old man.:cool:

[Abbey Marie]

Trob, is this because I said Jimmy Johnson is cute? 'Cause I still think he is. ;)

http://blogs.thatsracin.com/photos/uncategorized/shocks_xl.jpg

[manu1959]

Yea, next question..........:420:

http://www.page3.com/index2.shtml

not work safe but it should chear you up

[krisy]

I like Nascar too fuzzy. I have several family members that are big time into it. My 18 year old brother has a room filled solid with Nascar stuff, Jeff Gordon is his fav.

That race was heart breaking!!!

[manu1959]

mexico road race......montoya.....2nd...

[manu1959]

mexico road race......montoya.....2nd...


uhhhhh now he is first.....

[Said1]

[QUOTE=Abbey;17302]Trob, is this because I said Jimmy Johnson is cute? 'Cause I still think he is. ;)

Sorry. Tony Stewart is the sexiest man alive. Well one of many. :boobies:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Said1/tonystewart.jpg

[Abbey Marie]

Trob, is this because I said Jimmy Johnson is cute? 'Cause I still think he is. ;)

Sorry. Tony Stewart is the sexiest man alive. Well one of many. :boobies:

No problem. We all like what we like. :)

[gabosaurus]

If all car races were like the last lap of the Daytona 500, I would watch more often. Gotta love wrecks at 180 mph. :cheers2:

[shattered]

If all car races were like the last lap of the Daytona 500, I would watch more often. Gotta love wrecks at 180 mph. :cheers2:

Aww, who the hell let you back on?? Geeze.

[Dilloduck]

Aww, who the hell let you back on?? Geeze.

I thought you wanted to have some libs to have fun with :laugh2:

[shattered]

I thought you wanted to have some libs to have fun with :laugh2:

NO. I said you can't BLOCK them all, simply because they're needed for entertainment purposes. Then getting banned is like the giant circle of life - you're just making room for the stronger.

[Dilloduck]

NO. I said you can't BLOCK them all, simply because they're needed for entertainment purposes. Then getting banned is like the giant circle of life - you're just making room for the stronger.

Are we short of room ?

[manu1959]

anyone watch the alanta race this weekend?

JPM is quite the driver....i predict he will make the chase...and finish second to jimmy johnson....

pitty mark martin is not going to run a full schedule

[Mr. P]

anyone watch the alanta race this weekend?

JPM is quite the driver....i predict he will make the chase...and finish second to jimmy johnson....

pitty mark martin is not going to run a full schedule

They had a race in Atlanta, huh, who knew? :pee: NASCAR. :poke:

[manu1959]

They had a race in Atlanta, huh, who knew? :pee: NASCAR. :poke:

dude you should watch your F1 cross over boy....he is taking the piss out of dem der rednecks....he won a road race in mexico last week

[Mr. P]

dude you should watch your F1 cross over boy....he is taking the piss out of dem der rednecks....he won a road race in mexico last week

I wish I saw more F1..I seldom see any really. I don't have the major cable stuff.

[gabosaurus]

Gotta love NECKCAR

[manu1959]

Gotta love NECKCAR

democrats.....the party of tollerance....and acceptance

[manu1959]

yeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaa.....phoenix and the COT!